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Music would be better without audiences…

The New York Philharmonic, the oldest symphony orchestra in the United States, and also the orchestra with historically the most restive audience members, has announced the planned installation of a new “Listener Speedy Exit Ramp” which will enable to patrons to leave their seats either during or after a performance in less than 2.5 seconds.

via John Adams: Hell Mouth: NY Philharmonic to install new speedy exit ramp for patrons.

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